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Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy.
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jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

so i’m watching some idiot show on syfy about nerd weddings

and there’s this woman going on about how she wants a GoT themed wedding

and i’m just like

are you sure

are you really sure about that

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cognitivedissonance:

natalie-ann:

asmilinggoddess:

thefuuuucomics:

cognitivedissonance:

darthmobius:

cognitivedissonance:

I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for $0. #ThanksObama

LIES.

that came from taxes I paid.

Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in the mail. War comes from taxes you paid, and I personally dislike the amount I pay going for that… Maybe we should check “yes” or “no” on our 1040 forms this year for allocation of tax dollars.

I’m sorry you think I’m lying, but I’m not. I qualified for the Medicaid expansion under the ACA, which is partially funded through taxpayer revenue. I don’t think the IRS mailed you a letter saying, “Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah! This year’s tax dollars went to pay for medicine for poor people mwahahaha!” Who knows? Maybe YOUR portion of tax dollars went to a Hellfire missile that took out a village in Afghanistan. Ooh, how exciting for you!

Comfort yourself with that thought as I use my inhaler, which I would not have been able to afford without the ACA.

what the fuck is wrong with Americans who aren’t on board with free healthcare. I’m Canadian and I don’t care that I pay extra taxes so a little boy in Alberta can have open heart surgery, or an elderly man in Nova Scotia can get the heart medication he desperately needs. It’s called taking care of your people. I’m glad I pay so that people can have a good quality of life. It’s called being a decent fucking human being.

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spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

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rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

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mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

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The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

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domuscaligari:

nightmarekite:

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strawberrieninja:

aranzeb:

JESUS CHRIST

This anatomy and these dance poses are freaking amazing.
I’m eternally jealous.

FUCK I AM IN LOVE WITH THE DIFFERENCE IN THEIR BODY TYPES

I feel like I just walked in on something very private

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raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

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"There are 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure. The penis only has 4000."

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15 Crazy Things About Vaginas

and yet men still think jamming their dick in us for a few minutes is the best way to make a lady feel special. okay.

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noaht-all:

how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself

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