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tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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bubblesarebeautiful:

ultrafacts:

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Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies

Reblogging for that comment

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notspeakingisnt-notlistening:

annalisah:

COUNTER // CULTURE

For my photography class I did series of self-portraits in which I attempted to portray culture and counterculture for the past 10 decades. This is the product of that idea…

this is SO COOL oh man

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unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what

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bloodyjen:

dickyfitness:

what episode of lazytown is this

Sorry but is this how patd got the names for one of their albums

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itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

you’d think the nerd would know that Stonehenge is free

To be honest, I think it’d be better to encourage the kid to enjoy heritage at home, to enjoy learning and making fun outside of video games, before bringing him to a historical site and having to force him to enjoy it. If he spends all of his time playing video games at home because his parents don’t care to encourage him in other ways, then it’s selfish of a parent to expect him to bend to their whims during vacations.

It shouldn’t matter about the cost of the vacation in this instance. It should matter why he has no interest in anything other than the game

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reddlr-trees:

Local gas station made a funny

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bookshop:

This is my new favorite thing in the history of life

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ruinedchildhood:

saddest moment in pokemon history

ruinedchildhood:

saddest moment in pokemon history

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ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

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iguanamouth:

deep sea mermaids

My fear of the sea intensifies.

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