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apricockjam:

”’I’m really not a cat person”’

but their feeT LOOK LIKE BEANS

THEIR. FEET. LOOK. LIKE. BEANS.

(via ruinedchildhood)

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fuck-yeah-feminist:

westerosimatriarchy:

When people say they don’t want their kids ‘influenced’ by seeing homosexuality portrayed on tv, in books, in public, etc, what they’re really saying is ‘if my kid isn’t straight, I want them to be too uneducated to understand so they’ll be forced to stay in the closet and it doesn’t become my responsibility to face things that make me uncomfortable’

Truth bomb.

(via adventurewithursus)

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I need to stop drinking during the week. Trying to work at 9am across the city the next morning is hell, especially when I’m pretty certain I’m still drunk and the weather is so humid. 

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"Life goals:
1. Lose all toes
2. Become a cyborg
3. Become a cyborg DJ
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!!!"

- niamh, in relation to my dream of becoming a cyborg (via bloodyjen)
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  • boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
  • boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me
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teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

(via thetalesofsharmander)

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riddlemetom:

the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today

today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all

(via fuckyeahharrypotter)

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arya-stormborn:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

Draco Malfoy like I’m going to go to maaaars…Pigfarts is on maaaars

You do remember that they did Astronomy from first year? They had to learn about the solar system, I’m sure they learned something about space travel.

(via mauraudersmap)

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orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now

(via rosebelikova)

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

ShE is gaY!!!?? BuTT!! I haVE PEnisSS and i WAs ”””poLIte””’????? WomAN noT interstED!!?? ShE mUst be gAy??? !!! buT mYY PeniSSS????

(via tommyfuckinpickles)

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

Because you need $40 to live.

(via ruinedchildhood)

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giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via rosebelikova)

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baesitter:

single mom

ep mom

album mom

(via ruinedchildhood)

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